Kindergarten Funnies

A few years ago I worked as a Teacher's Assistant in a public kindergarten classroom.  The first year we had the craziest class.  There seriously was more personality in one little room than any other room in that school.  That also meant that they could be challenging.  We just LOVED them.  Funniest kids ever!  The teacher I worked with and I got to be really good friends and it was a great working environment. 

We had a notebook where we wrote down all the crazy things they said...which was plenty.  Here are a few.  I'm not sure how well this translates in a blog .....but...whatever...here you go anyway :)

 

 Jack- "I love Draven. He's so cute and little and cuddly".
Jack - "Today I got bit by a shark...a tiger shark."

Marianna- "Definitely heard more than a peep in there". (after watching and listening for the girls in the bathroom.)

Luke on our walking field trip- "I hope I see a hippo!"

Ben- "Boys have wieners and girls don't"

Jayden- "My dad is a werewolf,"

Jack- "My dog has a computer in his doghouse."

Ben- "My middle name is nocturnal"

Malaya- "Everybody better be quiet or we will have to call the 'po po"
"My teeth wanted to say good bye to you. Before they fell out."
"Everyone needs to quiet down and call on the Lord."

Draven- "You can call me Tommy now."

Sage- "I help my mom tie her pants so they don't fall down."

Me- "I'm cold"
Sage- "that's why Grandma's make quilts."

Draven- "That lady called me a Ranger(school mascot) and I'm not a Ranger, I'm an American!"

Harrison- "I don't like picture day because my mom cleans out my nose with a rag and it hurts."
The next day, Harrison comes in- "My mom didn't use the rag! Yes!"

Malaya (to teacher)- "You look adorable....with make-up on."

Quinn (from France) asking about Mariana's WebKinz- "Where do they live? Do they live in Antarctica?
Daelyn- "No, they live in the computer."

Malaya- "What do you want for your birthday?"
Me - "Maybe a Snuggie"
Malaya- "You want a drink and a hot tub?"
 Hmmm....how did she know?

(Beethoven's Symphony is playing in the background)
Malaya- "This song is on Judge Judy!"

Cara- "I've been working on cursive this weekend. I am going to bring it tomorrow to show you."
Quentin- "Well, I write different cursive than you. I've been writing cursive since 2007(in 2009)."